WAY OF THE GUN [PART THRICE]

Holy shit here I am kicking Matsui in the nuts and along comes asDefens with an even more serious write up.  If you’re smart you can tell of the three (3) of us who the best is!  These two take this serious because they’re both married and this is a tether to being a bachelor which is respectable(the tether not the bachelor, that is just awesome-the bachelor)!  Also I should point out something important here, their wives are cool with them playing, and they have kids.  I had a girlfriend once who was NOT COOL with me playing video games and she made me sell all my stuff!  That is NOT COOL!  What's worse, I went along with it and like Obi Wan Kenobi said "Who's the bigger fool, the fool or the fool who follows him"?  Anyways here is the last review, Enjoy!

[TNUC]asDefens:

Primary Weapon – MK-14:  This (M-14) was originally the predecessor of the M-16 and has been upgraded by various manufacturers and has enjoyed a renaissance in today’s military as the MK-14. I became familiar with it when I stayed at my time share in Afghanistan. This is truly an amazing piece of engineering and machinery. It is currently produced Illinois as well! I love this weapon because it is only able to be fired in semi-automatic. Luckily, the game designers at Infinity Ward have tossed reality out the window. Those morons have given weapons that are three round burst or semi-automatic more bullet damage. For example, look at the M-4 and the M-16, both of these weapons fire the 5.56 NATO. The M-16 will take a guy out with one three round burst and the M-4 will take half a god damn magazine. Way to go you no talent ass clowns. I digress. The MK-14’s iron sights are about as pleasant as gonorrhea, so I throw the hybrid sights on the weapon. This lets you take advantage of the semi-automatic fire rate and shoot accurately at douche bags sitting in dark corners waiting for you to pass by them(For those of you that do sit in these dark corners, see how many sleeping pills you can fit in your stomach and get back to me).  This will most likely be my only shot at firing this thing the rest of my life because it’s expensive as hell in real life.

Side Arm- FiveseveN: The FN FiveseveN is in my Top Five favorite pistols for sale today. It also appeared to be the weapon of choice of Maj. Hasan. Unfortunately, leave it to those douche bags at Infinity Ward to ruin a good thing.  These idiots have made this gun with a magazine capacity of 16. I have no idea where they got this number. When in doubt, "google it out". A quick look at the FN company website will tell you it comes with a 20 round magazine. It also comes with a 10 round magazine, but I am sure that is for you unfortunate gun owners in California. The average of the two is 15, so I have no idea how they got 16. The FiveseveN does the least damage out of the pistol family on the game, but the recoil is manageable. Putting rounds accurately in someone’s ass is very easy.

Alternate- RPG-7: I call it the Ahk Rocket (Ahk is my term for middle easterners, much like Charlie for the Vietnamese). This thing is about as accurate as a knuckle ball. It has become a favorite for leftist governments, dictators, and warlords across the world.  Its main use for me is to clear out doorways and windows.  It is also great at shooting into enemy occupied drop zones and making them look like Wex from Black Hawk Down.  I have used it long enough to know where this knuckle ball is going so I use it to shoot down low flying helicopters. It’s got fantastic damage and comes with two rockets.

asDefens did several tours in the capital of Primitive Earth (Middle East)...so take some time to thank him before he mows you down.  One of the funniest things about this game is playing online with asDefens and listening to his giggle when he kills someone.  I often find myself cracking up listening to him...then I get slotted and I'm not laughing anymore!

That wraps up the WAY OF THE GUN!  I hope is was informational I know it wasn't for me because I pretty much know everything about anything!